Read & Sing with Hap Palmer
Musical Picture Books for Young Children

Introduction
Twelve Hap Palmer favorites are presented in a series of musical picture books that combine song lyrics with high quality audio recordings, imaginative illustrations, and colorful photographs, all designed to motivate children to read and sing.

This DVD is made up of individual illustrations and photographs that bring to life the ideas and stories of each song. This format makes it easier for children to read and sing the words. The steady illustrations help new readers focus on text, identify sight words and start to read new vocabulary.

1. Sammy / I'm Glad I'm Me
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

This is a story 'bout Sammy
His father sent him out to buy bread
But Sammy didn't feel like walkin'
He wished he could fly instead, and he said,

"If I were a bird I would fly to the store,
Fly to the store, fly to the store
If I were a bird I would fly to the store
Fly to the store for my father."

This is a story 'bout Clara
Her father sent her out to buy bread
But Clara didn't feel like walkin'
She wished she could gallop instead, and she said,

"If I were a pony I would gallop to the store,
Gallop to the store, gallop to the store
If I were a pony I would gallop to the store
Gallop to the store for my father."

This is a story 'bout Lucinda and Jose
Their father sent them out to buy bread
But Lucinda and Jose didn't feel like walkin'
They wished they could jump instead, and they said,

"If we were kangaroos we would jump to the store,
Jump to the store, jump to the store
If we were kangaroos we would jump to the store
Jump to the store for our father."

Then Sammy and his friends remembered the bread
And knew they better move along
And as they walked, each one smiled
And made up a brand new song,

"I'm glad I'm me and I'm walking to the store
Walking to the store, walking to the store
I'm glad I'm me and I'm walking to the store
Walking to the store for my father."

Activity:
Move like the animal named in each verse.

Follow-up:
What kind of animal would you like to be? Show me how the animal moves.
Let's sing the song again using your name and the animal you have chosen.

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2. What A Miracle
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

I have hands, I have hands
Watch me clap, watch me clap
Oh, what a miracle am I
I have feet, I have feet
Watch me stamp, watch me stamp
Oh, what a miracle am I

Chorus:
Oh, what a miracle, oh, what a miracle
Every little part of me
I'm something special, so very special
There's nobody quite like me

I have arms, I have arms
Watch me swing, watch me swing
Oh, what a miracle am I
I have legs, I have legs
They can bend and stretch, they can bend and stretch
Oh, what a miracle am I

Repeat Chorus:

I have a spine, I have a spine
It can twist and bend, it can twist and bend
Oh, what a miracle am I
I have one foot, I have one foot
Watch me balance, watch me balance
Oh, what a miracle am I

Repeat Chorus:

Activity:
During the verses sing each "answer-back" phrase then do what the words say.
Each time you hear the chorus sing as much as you can remember.

Oh, what a miracle, oh, what a miracle
Every little part of me
I'm something special, so very special
There's nobody quite like me


Variation:
Every time you sing the chorus, combine the actions in the previous verse. For example, in the first verse clap your hands and stamp your feet as you sing. During the second chorus, swing your arms and bend and stretch your legs.

Follow-up:
What are some other ways you can move your hands? feet? arms? legs? spine?
Can you name a part of your body that was not used in this song?
What are some ways you could move this part?
Who can think of another part that was not named in this song?
Can you move two body parts at the same time?
Let's list the body parts and actions you have suggested and sing the song again
   using your ideas.

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3. Down By The Bay
Additional Words and Music by Hap Palmer

Note: I have taken this traditional favorite and added new words and melody.
The goal is to familiarize children with the name and sound of each instrument
in the orchestra.

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to this place I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Did you ever see a tuba swimming off to Cuba?
Down by the bay

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to this place I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Did you ever see a trumpet munching on a crumpet?
Down by the bay

Did you ever see a drum chewing bubble-gum?
Did you ever see a trombone gnawing on a dog's bone?
Did you ever see a flute shake a parachute?
Did you see a violin kiss a monkey on the chin?

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to this place I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Did you ever see a cymbal sipping from a thimble?
Down by the bay

Did you ever see a cello eat a bowl of Jello?
Did you ever see a French horn munch a bag of popcorn?
Did you ever see an oboe dancing with a hobo?
Did you see a clarinet take a kitten to the vet?

Did you ever see a harp playing checkers with a carp?
Did you see a viola eating some granola?
Did you see a bassoon talking to the moon?
Did you ever see a bass race a rocket into space?

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to this place I dare not go
For if I do my mother will say
Let the orchestra play 'til the break of day
Down by the bay (whole orchestra plays)

Activity:
Sing along with this call-and-response favorite and pantomime playing the
instruments as they are named.

Follow-up:
Listen to the instrumental version of this song (#20 from CD Two Little Sounds) and call out the name of instruments you can recognize by sound.

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4. The Mice Go Marching

Words and Music by Hap Palmer

The mice go marching quietly by, Shh! shh!
The mice go marching quietly by, Shh! shh!
They march with softly clicking sounds
You hardly know that they're around
Oh the mice go marching quietly by, Shh!

The mighty monster marches by, Kaboom! kaboom!
The mighty monster marches by, Kaboom! kaboom!
With hairy legs and heavy feet
He cracks the pavement with each beat
And the mighty monster marches by, Kaboom!

The mice go marching up the monster, Dear, oh dear!
The mice go marching up the monster, Dear, oh dear!
They're stepping softly through his hair
So monster will not know they're there
And the mice go marching up the monster, Dear!

The monster sneezes suddenly, Achoo! achoo!
The monster sneezes suddenly, Achoo! achoo!
He shakes and makes a thunderous sound
The mice fly off and tumble down
When the monster sneezes suddenly, Achoo!

The mice all laugh and squeak, "What fun, Tee hee! tee hee!"
The mice all laugh and squeak, "What fun, Tee hee! tee hee!"
With tiny thumps they hit the ground
They slip and slide and roll around
And the mice all laugh and squeak, "What fun, Tee hee!"

Activities:
Here are several ways this song can be used:

• Clap or play rhythm instruments softly when the mice move, and loudly when
  the monster moves.

• Use your fingers and hands to act out each verse:
  1. Walk fingers around your body or in your own space.
  2. Pound fists on your legs or the floor by your side.
  3. Start at your toes and walk your fingers up to the top of your head.
  4. Loudly say, "Achoo!"
  5. Let your fingers fly off your body and land on the floor as you softly giggle,
      "Tee hee."

• Act out each verse using your whole body:
  1. Tip-toe quietly.
  2. Stamp your feet.
  3. Tip-toe at a low level; gradually rise to a high level.
  4. Do a whole body convulsive sneezing motion.
  5. Repeatedly, jump high, land and fall, slip, slide and roll.

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5. What Do The Animals Say?
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

Chorus:
What do the animals say?
This fine morning, this fine morning
What do the animals say?
Listen! Listen! Listen!

The cow says moo, moo, moo, moo
The duck says quack, quack, quack, quack
The chickens all cackle: bak-bak, bak-bak, bak-bak
Oh, what a racket they make!
But the rabbit says nothing
It just listens, listens, listens!

Repeat Chorus:

The cat says meow, meow, meow, meow
The crow says caw, caw, caw, caw
The wolves all howl aaooo - aaooo -
Oh, what a racket they make!
But the rabbit says nothing
It just listens, listens, listens!

Activities:
This is a song about the sounds animals make. It is an excellent activity to quiet
and focus children. Each verse features three different animals and ends with the
rabbit. The song builds to a crescendo with the chickens squawking and the
wolves howling and then dramatically quiets when the rabbit perks up its ears and
"listens, listens, listens." The children receive the following directions:
• Make the sound of each animal as it is named.
• Each time you hear the word "rabbit," make rabbit ears by holding fingers up on
  each side of your head.
• Be very quiet!
• Listen and notice any sounds you hear.

The "rabbit" signal can be used throughout the day as a signal for children to be silent
and listen.

Follow-up 1:
Make rabbit ears and listen silently for 30 seconds.
Name all the sounds you hear during the quiet time.

Follow-up 2:
Can you think of other animals that were not named in this song?
  (Examples: pig, dog, horse, snake)
Can you think of another animal that is very quiet? (Example: turtle)
Make a list of the animals you choose and with the instrumental version
  (#21 on album, Learning In Two Languages), sing this song again using your ideas.

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6. The Clown Song
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

If I joined the circus I would be a clown
I would, if I could
I'd wear a ragged coat with patches all around
I would, if I could

I'd paint my cheeks with bright red rosy polka dots
And wear a purple bow tie with a giant knot
I'd flop around with flattened shoes upon my feet
I would, if I could
Then suddenly trip and land right on my padded seat
I would, if I could

Ooh- Eee- Makin' funny faces,
People leave their places, straining to see
Ooh- Eee- Everyone would love me,
Though my clothes were baggy and my hair was messy

I'd grin and make a flower magically appear
I would, if I could
And as I watched it wilt I'd shed a mournful tear
I would, if I could
Then I'd spin around and skip across the ring
And imitate the way the monkeys jump and swing
I'd juggle ridin' on a pony just for fun
I would, if I could
I'd use a dozen balls and never drop a one
I would, if I could

Ooh- Eee- Makin' funny faces,
People leave their places, straining to see
Ooh- Eee- Everyone would love me,
Though my clothes were baggy and my hair was messy

If I joined the circus I would be a clown
I would, if I could, and I could, if I would.

Activity:
If you've ever wanted to be a clown, this is the time! Just get up and do the actions
described in this song. It's easy to sing along, too. Just repeat the phrases "I would"
and "If I could" each time you hear them.

Follow-up:
If you joined the circus, what would you like to be or do?
If you were a clown, what would you do to make people laugh?
Describe the funny costume would you wear to make people laugh.

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7. Growing
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

Chorus:
There are so many things that grow, grow, grow
So many things that grow, grow, grow
There are flowers and trees and chimpanzees
Mice and rats and little kitty cats
There are monkeys and parrots, peas and carrots
And boys and girls all over the world

Now let's start with a tiny little seed
That slowly grows and becomes a tree
And the little twigs and branches become big limbs
With leaves that sway and rustle in the wind
With leaves that sway and rustle in the wind

Repeat Chorus:

Now we all started out as a tiny little baby
And we grew a little bit and then we could crawl
And we grew a little more and then we could walk
And we grew a little more and then we could talk
And we grew a little more and we could run like the wind

Repeat Chorus:

Activities:
When you hear the words "grow, grow, grow," lift your hands higher and higher and higher. Outline a big circle as we sing: "And boys and girls all over the world."
• In the first verse make yourself small like a tiny seed. Slowly grow into a big tree.
• In the second verse act out the growth of a child. 1. crawl 2. walk 3. talk 4. run

Follow-up:

• Let's see the tallest tree you can make. Let's see the widest tree you can make.
• Imagine you are an old tree becoming bent and twisted. Make different shapes as you   bend and twist in different directions.
• Imagine you are an old brittle tree in the wind...your branches suddenly crack and   fall!..…Imagine you are a young and flexible tree – the branches bend but nothing   breaks.
• What would your tree look like if it could walk? hop? run? Find another way your
  tree could travel.
• Make one branch grow under or over a branch of another tree near you.
• Make a group shape and freeze.

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8. Backwards Land
Words and Music: Hap Palmer

Eat popcorn in the morning, pancakes in the night
Fly a boat or float your favorite kite
Take a pair of new shoes, lace one on each hand
That's the way we live in Backwards Land

Oh Backwards Land, Land Backwards oh
We love you so, So you love we
You make us happy, Happy us make you
Backwards Land is the place to be

See starry skies with sunshine, rainbows in the night
Cats that kiss each other when they fight
Buy the biggest diamond with a bag of sand
That's the way we live in Backwards Land

Oh Backwards Land, Land Backwards oh
We love you so, So you love we
You make us happy, Happy us make you
Backwards Land is the place to be

Frosty nights are warm and boiling water's cool
Children make the grown-ups go to school
Cars and clothes are worth more when they're second hand
That's the way we live in Backwards Land

Oh Backwards Land, Land Backwards oh
We love you so, So you love we
You make us happy, Happy us make you
Backwards Land is the place to be
Be to place the is Land Backwards!

Activity:
After you have sung this song a few times, play the memory game. The teacher or parent sings the first half of each line and the child responds by singing the second half of the line.

Questions:
• In Backwards Land we do things the opposite way we normally do them.
• Can you think of other funny things that might happen in Backwards Land?
• What's the silliest thing you could eat for breakfast?
• Why are most cars worth less as they become older?
• Can you think of anything that is worth more as it becomes older?
• Can you always value something by the amount of money it is worth?
• If children made the grown-ups go to school, what would the children do during
  the day?
• In what ways is the work you do at school like the work your mother and father do?

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9. Teddy Bear Ball
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

Dream a little dream, happy little scene
Teddy bears waltz
Full of fluffy charm, dancing arm in arm
Pudgy and soft
Swirling as they gaze in each other's eyes
Softly padded paws gliding swiftly by
You can see it all
There at the Teddy Bear Ball

Cheery little cubs giggle then they blush
Each time they see
Mom and daddy bear dancing cheek to cheek
So tenderly
Papa in a tux, whirling mom around
Orchid on her wrist, flowing satin gown
You can see it all
There at the Teddy Bear Ball

They lift their tiny cups to a bowl of punch
And sweetly pour
Then they fill their plates with the honey cakes
Bears all adore
Merrily they chat, share each other's snacks
Give each other hugs, pat each other's backs
You can see it all
There at the Teddy Bear Ball

Bouncy little bears playing in the band
Smile with each song
While conductor bear waving his baton
Sings right along
One bear on the drums, two accordions
Three to toot the horns, four on violins
You can see it all
There at the Teddy Bear Ball

Counter Melody:
Dream, dream, sweetest you've seen
Lullabies lifting spirits high
Dream, dream, so serene
As teddy bears go waltzing by

Repeat first verse and counter melody together

Activity:
This is a song for quiet listening, reading and resting.

Follow-up:
• Can you remember the last dream you had?
Was it pleasant or scary? What happened?
Would you like to go to the Teddy Bear Ball?
What part would you like best - listening to the band, dancing, or eating a snack?
What did the teddy bears do that showed they were friends?
What do you like to do with your friends?
How do you show your friends you like them?

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10. Witches' Brew
Words by Martha Cheney and Hap Palmer. Music by Hap Palmer

Dead leaves, seaweed, rotten eggs, too
Stir them in my Witches' Brew
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!
Spider web, moldy bread, mucky mud, too
Stir them in my Witches' Brew
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!

Ooo - My Witches' Brew -
Ooo - What's it gonna do to you? Boo!

Floor wax, thumb tacks, purple paint, too
Stir them in my Witches' Brew
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!
Finger nails, lunch pails, apple cores, too
Stir them in my Witches' Brew
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!

Ooo - My Witches' Brew -
Ooo - What's it gonna do to you? Boo!

Wrinkled prunes, mushrooms, motor oil, too
Stir them in my Witches' Brew
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!
Yeah, yeah, I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!

Activities:
Each verse ends with the same line, "Stir them in my witches' brew; I got magic, Al-a-ka-zam-a-ka-zoo!" We call this the "instant sing line" because children can learn it easily and can begin singing right away. As they participate, children are hearing and learning the rest of the song. Hand motions add to the fun!

Dead leaves, seaweed, rotten eggs, too
    .....Pretend to throw ingredients into a cauldron as they are named.
Stir them in my Witches' Brew
    .....Do a stirring motion.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!
    .....Shake your hands over an imaginary cauldron.
Ooo - My Witches' Brew - Ooo
    .....Sing a scary soft "ooh" sound.
What's it gonna do to you? Boo!
    .....Make a sudden scary movement and shout "Boo!"

Follow-up:
• If you were making a witches' brew, what would you put in it?
• Using your ideas, make a list and sing this song again with the instrumental version   (#29 from the album Learning in Two Languages).

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11. One Little Sound
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

Take the /c/ from can't and meet a feisty ant
Take the /s/ from sox, step past a sleepy ox
Take the /h/ from heel and hug a slimy eel
Oh, what a difference, just one little sound

Take the /p/ from pup and the pup is all grown up
Take the /b/ from bark, hear a dog in Noah's ark
Take the /w/ from wall, and you can see it all
Oh, what a difference just one little sound, add
/c/ and ant CAN'T
/s/ and ox SOX
/h/ and eel HEEL
/p/ and up PUP
/b/ and ark BARK
/w/ and all WALL
/m/ and ore MORE More?.....okay

Take the /r/ from rice, and the food is cold as ice
Take the /h/ from heat, warm it up and we can eat
Take the /t/ from tape and feed a hungry ape
Oh, what a difference, just one little sound

Take the /p/ from peach and serve a slice to each
Take the/s/ from soil, drill down and hunt for oil
Take the /m/ from mend and this song is near the end
Oh, what a difference just one little sound, add
/r/ and ice RICE
/h/ and eat HEAT
/t/ and ape TAPE
/p/ and each PEACH
/s/ and oil SOIL
/m/ and end MEND
Oh, what a difference just one little sound!

Activity:
In the first half of each line, the beginning sound of a word is removed, creating a new word. The second half of each line uses this new word in a short phrase. In the next part of the song, the challenge is to put the words back together and call out the answers before you hear it in the recording.

Variation:
After you have heard this song a few times, join in and sing the second half of each line and the whole fourth line of each verse. You can hear the children on the recording sing this pattern.

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12. We're On Our Way
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

We're on our way, on our way
Reaching out to the big wide world
We're on our way, on our way
Growing more and more each day
We're on our way, on our way
Reaching out to the big wide world
Life's a journey to be sure
And we're on our way!

Making friends and playing games together
Reading books and drawing pictures, too
Taking trips, exploring different places
Each day we discover something new

We're on our way, on our way
Reaching out to the big wide world
We're on our way, on our way
Growing more and more each day
We're on our way, on our way
Reaching out to the big wide world
Life's a journey to be sure
And we're on our way!

Instrumental Interlude

And we use the magic of imagination
To build enchanted castles in the sky
We make believe we're tigers in the jungle
Or astronauts above the stars so high

We're on our way, on our way
Reaching out to the big wide world
We're on our way, on our way
Growing more and more each day
We're on our way, on our way
Reaching out to the big wide world
Life's a journey to be sure
And we're on our way!

Activites:
The instant sing line in this song is We're on our way. Sing this line each time you hear it in the song. Play the song again and see if you can read and sing the lines that follow this instant sing line. During the instrumental interlude, clap your hands with the rhythm of the music.

Follow-up:
• What do you like to do with your friends?
• What is something you did recently for the first time?
• Name something you would like to do but have never tried.

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Notes on Lyric Punctuation for DVD


DVD Production Credits:

Illustrators: Liana Kelley, Daniel Palmer, Carole Schumacher Onaitis

Photographers: Linda Ague, Jan Becker, Martha Cheney, Natalie L'Etoile,
Josh Fisher, Vera Kratochvil, Angelia Leung, Carmel Levitan, Daniel Palmer, Penny Palmer, Wesley Palmer, Kelly Schulze, Troy Schulze, www.publicdomainpictures.net


Time lapse photography courtesy of: openfootage.net

Design, Editing, Color Enhancement: Carole Schumacher Onaitis, Stan Onaitis

DVD Program Edited and Assembled by: Daniel Palmer

Technical Advisor: Steve Sawyer

Web Guide Editor: Paula B. Little

Narration: Mitema Palmer

Songs written and performed by: Hap Palmer

Arranged by: Miriam Mayer, Bob Summers

Individual Song Credits:
Sammy / I'm Glad I'm Me
Arranger: Miriam Mayer
Engineer and Mastering Engineer: Joe Bellamy
Produced by: Hap Palmer, Miriam Mayer and Joe Bellamy
Guitars: Pat Kelly, Grant Geissman, Hap Palmer
Piano and Keyboards: Steve Kaplan
Drums: Tom Walsh
Bass: Jim Garafalo
Lead Vocals: Hap Palmer
Children's Chorus: Carmel Echols, Joel Echols, Jonathon Hall, Francesca Riso,
Laurie Schillinger, Rachel Stroud

Children's Chorus Director: Diana Acuna
Flute: Chris Bleth
Trumpet: Chris Tedesco
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

What A Miracle
Arranger and Recording Engineer: Bob Summers
Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar and Flute: Hap Palmer
Keyboards, Bass, Guitars, Emulator: Bob Summers
Flute, Saxophone, Clarinet: John Clarke, Joel Peskin
Electric Piano: George Price
Bass: Bill Perry
Children's Chorus: Eddie Aragon, Richard Carter, Danielle Elmore, Tai Elmore, Manuj Kamineni, Danny Palmer, Wesley Palmer, Sean Pierce, Bren Price,
Nicole Price, Eric Pritchard, Mike Summers

Children's Chorus Director: Penny Summers
Produced by: Don Perry, Bob Summers, Hap Palmer
Mastering Engineer: Doug Sax
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

Down By The Bay
Recording and Mastering Engineer: Joe Bellamy
Arranger: Miriam Mayer
Guitars: Paul Viapiano, Tim May, Hap Palmer
Mandolin, Banjo: Tim May
Keyboards: Steve Kaplan, Dave Witham, Joe Bellamy
Drums: Tom Walsh
Bass: Jim Garafalo
Flute, Oboe, Clarinet, Saxophone: Richard Mitchell
Violins: Cameron Patrick, Kathleen Robertson, Miriam Mayer
Cello: Melissa Hasin
Trumpet: Chris Tedesco
Bassoon: Bob Carr
Trombone: Jim McMillan
Tuba: Ken Kegler
French Horn: Stephanie Mijanovich
Children's Chorus: Adam Abdul-Hamid, Ramsey Abdul-Hamid, Cameron Covell,
Annie Garafalo, Austin Kilgore, Caitlin Kilgore, Rebeccah Leff, Laura Lively,
Marcella Lively, Micah Lively, Danny McClintick, Brenna Mills, Jesse Mills,
Claralyse Palmer, Kate Pearce, Garrett Rankin, Megan Schulze

Children's Chorus Directors: Steve Lively, Miriam Mayer
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

The Mice Go Marching
Arranger, Keyboards, Bass, Guitar, Emulator: Bob Summers
Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Flute and Saxophone: Hap Palmer
Engineers: Bob Summers, Don Perry
Percussion: Bill Schlitt
Background Vocals: Juanice Charmaine, Jacie Berry, Karen Wilson Harper,
Hap Palmer

Mastering Engineer: Mike Reese
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

What Do The Animals Say?
Arranger: Miriam Mayer
Engineer: Joshua Blanchard
Producer: Hap Palmer
Electric, Acoustic Guitars: Larry Giannecchini
Acoustic Guitar: Hap Palmer
Bass: Jim Garafalo
Piano, Keyboards: David Witham
Drums: Tom Walsh
Percussion: Alex Acuña
Violins: Peter Kent, Cameron Patrick
Viola: Miriam Mayer
Cello: Giovanna Clayton
Flute, Piccolo: Danilo Lozano
Lead and Harmony Vocals: Hap Palmer
Children's Chorus: Lauren Celaya, Gari Geiselman, Yael Karoly, Megan Schulze
Children's Chorus Director: Hap Palmer
Mastering Engineers: Joe Belamy, Rick Ruggieri
Recorded at: Castle Oaks Studio, Calabasas, California
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

The Clown Song
Arranger and Engineer: Bob Summers
Keyboards, Bass, Percussion: Bob Summers
Guitars: Bob Summers, Hap Palmer
Clarinet, Flute, Saxophone: Hap Palmer
Woodwind and Vocal Arrangements: Bob Summers, Hap Palmer
Lead Vocals: Hap Palmer
Background Vocals: Juanice Charmaine, Jacie Berry, Karen Wilson Harper
Hap Palmer
Children's Chorus: Wesley Palmer, Danny Palmer, Nicole Price, Brynne Price, Mike Summers
Producer: Hap Palmer
Executive Producer: Don Perry
Mastering Engineer: Joe Bellamy
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

Growing
Producers: Tom Perry, Miriam Mayer, Hap Palmer
Arranger: Miriam Mayer
Recording Engineers: Tom Perry, John Slattery
Lead Vocals: Hap Palmer
Background Vocals: Hap Palmer
Piano, Keyboards: Steve Kaplan
Bass: Jim Garafalo
Drums: Tom Walsh
Guitars: Grant Geissman, Hap Palmer
Percussion: Brian Kilgore
Banjo, Mandolin: Grant Geissman
Children's Chorus: Aleza Axelrod, Arianna Axelrod, Danielle Bateman,
Patrick Billes, Sonja Billes, Brette Gentry, Logan Gentry, Lisa Hill,
Jessica Hillard, Gena Inkeles, Sky LaBrot, Sondra Lanutti,
Buckley Mitchell, Talor Mitchell, Jessica Nelson, Jody Rollins, Tami Rollins,
Blake Stevens, Robben Wilson-Anger

Children's Chorus Director: Tricia Billes
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

Backwards Land
Arranger and Engineer: Bob Summers
Keyboards, Bass, Percussion: Bob Summers
Guitars: Bob Summers, Hap Palmer
Clarinet, Flute, Saxophone: Hap Palmer
Woodwind and Vocal Arrangements: Bob Summers, Hap Palmer
Lead Vocals: Hap Palmer
Background Vocals: Juanice Charmaine, Jacie Berry, Karen Wilson Harper,
Hap Palmer
Children's Chorus: Tess Mayer, Jennifer Prouty, Jamie Ryan, Ted Sanger,
Jason Shioada, Michael Shinoda, Mike Summers, Nora Wax, Justin Weaver

Children's Chorus Director: Alberta Guysin
Producer: Hap Palmer
Executive Producer: Don Perry
Mastering Engineer: Joe Bellamy
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

Teddy Bear Ball
Arranger and Engineer: Bob Summers
Keyboards, Bass, Percussion: Bob Summers
Guitars: Bob Summers, Hap Palmer
Clarinet, Flute, Saxophone: Hap Palmer
Woodwind and Vocal Arrangements: Bob Summers, Hap Palmer
Lead Vocals: Hap Palmer
Solo and Countermelody Vocals: Mike Summers
Producer: Hap Palmer
Executive Producer: Don Perry
Mastering Engineer: Joe Bellamy
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

Witches' Brew
Arranger: Miriam Mayer
Engineer: Joshua Blanchard
Producer: Hap Palmer
Electric and Acoustic Guitars: Larry Giannecchini
Acoustic Guitar: Hap Palmer
Bass: Jim Garafalo
Piano, Keyboards: David Witham
Drums: Tom Walsh
Percussion: Alex Acuña
Violins: Peter Kent, Cameron Patrick
Viola: Miriam Mayer
Cello: Giovanna Clayton
Trumpet, Trombone, Saxophone: Angel City Horns led by Chris Tedesco
Flute, Piccolo: Danilo Lozano
Lead and Harmony Vocals: Hap Palmer
Children's Chorus: Lauren Celaya, Gari Geiselman, Yael Karoly, Megan Schulze
Children's Chorus Director: Hap Palmer
Mastering Engineers: Joe Belamy, Rick Ruggieri
Recorded at: Castle Oaks Studio, Calabasas, California
Words by: Martha Cheney, Hap Palmer
Music by: Hap Palmer

One Little Sound
Arranger: Miriam Mayer
Recording and Mastering Engineer: Joe Bellamy
Lead Vocals: Hap Palmer
Bass: Jim Garafalo
Keyboards: Steve Kaplan, David Witham
Solo Guitar, Mandolin, Banjo: Grant Geissman
Rhythm Guitar: Hap Palmer
Violins: Peter Kent, Daphne Chen
Viola: Miriam Mayer
Cello: Stephanie Fife
Drums: Tom Walsh
Children's Chorus: Caitlin Scheffler, Carmel Echols, Joel Echols, John Hall,
Laurie Schillinger, Francesca Riso, Amanda Williams

Children's Chorus Director: Diana Acuña
Produced by: Hap Palmer
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

We're On Our Way
Produced by: Don Perry, Bob Summers, Art Guy and Hap Palmer
Arranged and Engineered by: Bob Summers
Lead Vocals: Hap Palmer
Background Vocals: Jacie Berry, Karen Harper, Hap Palmer, Marsha Skidmore
Keyboards, Guitars, Bass: Bob Summers
Children's Chorus: Sarah Ainsworth, Eddie Aragon, Marina Aragon
Melissa Aragon, Melanie Aragon, Julienne Dunn, Robin Dunn, Sarah Dunn,
Andrew MacCalla, Danny Palmer, Wesley Palmer

Children's Chorus Director: Penny Summers
Words and Music by: Hap Palmer

Read & Sing with Hap Palmer Source CDs



Notes on Lyric Punctuation for DVD
Printed song lyrics run in short lines that are stacked vertically. It is easy to see what comes before and what comes next. There are no definite rules for punctuating song lyrics. Generally, the first word of each line is capitalized whether it is a complete sentence or not.

With this DVD, the lyrics are placed at the bottom or top of scenes and run in horizontal lines making it difficult to recall what came before and to see what comes next. In this context lines and phrases can easily appear incorrectly punctuated.

Sheet music, which includes music and lyrics, is punctuated similarly to prose because, like the DVD, the lines are not stacked in close proximity.

I have tried to clarify guidelines for punctuation on this Read & Sing DVD based on observations of sheet music:
1. Put a period at the end of all complete sentences.

2. Capitalize the first word of all complete sentences.

3. Capitalize the first word of sentences with more than one line that appear on the     same slide. Do not capitalize the second line. Put a period at the end of the whole     sentence. Example:
                                Dream a little dream, happy little scene,
                                             teddy bears waltz.


4. If the phrases are 4 words or longer and the sentence needs to be broken     between slides, capitalize the 2nd phrase. Don't put a period after the first phrase if     it is not a complete sentence. Example:
                      There are flowers and trees and chimpanzees, (next slide)
                                    Mice and rats and little kitty cats.
    Admittedly, this is arbitrary. Even though the 2nd line is not a complete sentence     by itself, it looks better aesthetically to capitalize the 2nd line when it stands alone     on a slide.

    However, where pictures and text are moving quickly and phrases are less than 4     words, it is not necessary to capitalize every phrase. Examples:
              There are flowers (next slide) and trees (next slide) and chimpanzees,
                                                           or
                           The cow says moo, (next slide) moo, moo, moo

5. In call and response songs where chorus singers repeat the same line as the     soloist, we do not repeat the line. Example:
                                                  I have hands.
                                                Watch me clap.


These guidelines are applied for punctuating the lyrics as they appear on this DVD.


Lyrics as Punctuated on this DVD:

1. Sammy / I'm Glad I'm Me
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

This is a story 'bout Sammy.
His father sent him out to buy bread.
But Sammy didn't feel like walkin'.
He wished he could fly instead, and he said,

"If I were a bird I would fly to the store,
Fly to the store, fly to the store.
If I were a bird I would fly to the store,
Fly to the store for my father."

This is a story 'bout Clara.
Her father sent her out to buy bread.
But Clara didn't feel like walkin'.
She wished she could gallop instead, and she said,

"If I were a pony I would gallop to the store,
Gallop to the store, gallop to the store.
If I were a pony I would gallop to the store,
Gallop to the store for my father."

This is a story 'bout Lucinda and Jose.
Their father sent them out to buy bread.
But Lucinda and Jose didn't feel like walkin'.
They wished they could jump instead, and they said,

"If we were kangaroos we would jump to the store,
Jump to the store, jump to the store.
If we were kangaroos we would jump to the store,
Jump to the store for our father."

Then Sammy and his friends remembered the bread
And knew they better move along.
And as they walked, each one smiled
    and made up a brand new song.

"I'm glad I'm me and I'm walking to the store,
Walking to the store, walking to the store.
I'm glad I'm me and I'm walking to the store,
Walking to the store for my father."

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2. What A Miracle
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

I have hands.
Watch me clap.
Oh, what a miracle am I
I have feet.
Watch me stamp.
Oh, what a miracle am I

Oh, what a miracle, oh, what a miracle
Every little part of me.
I'm something special, so very special
There's nobody quite like me.

I have arms.
Watch me swing.
Oh, what a miracle am I
I have legs.
They can bend and stretch.
Oh, what a miracle am I

Oh, what a miracle, oh, what a miracle
Every little part of me.
I'm something special, so very special
There's nobody quite like me.

I have a spine.
It can twist and bend.
Oh, what a miracle am I
I have one foot.
Watch me balance.
Oh, what a miracle am I

Oh, what a miracle, oh, what a miracle
Every little part of me.
I'm something special, so very special
There's nobody quite like me.
There's nobody quite like me.

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3. Down By The Bay
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to this place I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say,
"Did you ever see a tuba swimming off to Cuba?"
Down by the bay

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to this place I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say,
"Did you ever see a trumpet munching on a crumpet?"
Down by the bay

Did you ever see a drum chewing bubble-gum?
Did you ever see a trombone gnawing on a dog's bone?
Did you ever see a flute shake a parachute?
Did you see a violin kiss a monkey on the chin?

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to this place I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say,
"Did you ever see a cymbal sipping from a thimble?"
Down by the bay

Did you ever see a cello eat a bowl of Jello?
Did you ever see a French horn munch a bag of popcorn?
Did you ever see an oboe dancing with a hobo?
Did you see a clarinet take a kitten to the vet?

Did you ever see a harp playing checkers with a carp?
Did you see a viola eating some granola?
Did you see a bassoon talking to the moon?
Did you ever see a bass race a rocket into space?

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to this place I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say,
"Let the orchestra play 'til the break of day."
Down by the bay.

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4. The Mice Go Marching
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

The mice go marching quietly by, shh! shh!
The mice go marching quietly by, shh! shh!
They march with softly clicking sounds.
You hardly know that they're around.
Oh the mice go marching quietly by, shh!

The mighty monster marches by, kaboom! kaboom!
The mighty monster marches by, kaboom! kaboom!
With hairy legs and heavy feet
He cracks the pavement with each beat.
The mighty monster marches by, kaboom!

The mice go marching up the monster, Dear, oh dear!
The mice go marching up the monster, Dear, oh dear!
They're stepping softly through his hair
So monster will not know they're there.
And the mice go marching up the monster, Dear!

The monster sneezes suddenly, Achoo! achoo!
The monster sneezes suddenly, Achoo! achoo!
He shakes and makes a thunderous sound.
The mice fly off and tumble down.
When the monster sneezes suddenly, Achoo!

The mice all laugh and squeak, "What fun, Tee hee! tee hee!"
The mice all laugh and squeak, "What fun, Tee hee! tee hee!"
With tiny thumps they hit the ground.
They slip and slide and roll around.
And the mice all laugh and squeak, "What fun, Tee hee!"

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5. What Do The Animals Say?
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

What do the animals say?
This fine morning, this fine morning,
What do the animals say?
Listen! Listen! Listen!

The cow says moo, moo, moo, moo.
The duck says quack, quack, quack, quack.
The chickens all cackle: bak-bak, bak-bak, bak-bak.
Oh, what a racket they make!
But the rabbit says nothing
It just listens, listens, listens!

What do the animals say?
This fine morning, this fine morning,
What do the animals say?
Listen! Listen! Listen!

The cat says meow, meow, meow, meow.
The crow says caw, caw, caw, caw.
The wolves all howl aaooo, aaooo!
Oh, what a racket they make!
But the rabbit says nothing
It just listens, listens, listens!

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6. The Clown Song
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

If I joined the circus I would be a clown.
I would, if I could.
I'd wear a ragged coat with patches all around.
I would, if I could.
I'd paint my cheeks with bright red rosy polka dots
And wear a purple bow tie with a giant knot.

I'd flop around with flattened shoes upon my feet.
I would, if I could.
Then suddenly trip and land right on my padded seat.
I would, if I could.

Ooh- Eee- Makin' funny faces
People leave their places straining to see.
Ooh- Eee- Everyone would love me
Though my clothes were baggy and my hair was messy.

I'd grin and make a flower magically appear.
I would, if I could.
And as I watched it wilt I'd shed a mournful tear.
I would, if I could.

Then I'd spin around and skip across the ring
    and imitate the way the monkeys jump and swing.
I'd juggle ridin' on a pony just for fun.
I would, if I could.
I'd use a dozen balls and never drop a one.
I would, if I could.

Ooh- Eee- Makin' funny faces
People leave their places straining to see.
Ooh- Eee- Everyone would love me
Though my clothes were baggy and my hair was messy.

If I joined the circus I would be a clown.
I would, if I could.
And I could, if I would.

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7. Growing
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

There are so many things that grow, grow, grow.
So many things that grow, grow, grow.
There are flowers and trees and chimpanzees,
    mice and rats and little kitty cats.
There are monkeys and parrots, peas and carrots
    and boys and girls all over the world.

Now let's start with a tiny little seed
    that slowly grows and becomes a tree.
And the little twigs and branches become big limbs
With leaves that sway and rustle in the wind.
With leaves that sway and rustle in the wind.

There are so many things that grow, grow, grow.
So many things that grow, grow, grow.
There are flowers and trees and chimpanzees,
    mice and rats and little kitty cats.
There are monkeys and parrots, peas and carrots
    and boys and girls all over the world.

Now we all started out as a tiny little baby.
And we grew a little bit and then we could crawl.
And we grew a little more and then we could walk.
And we grew a little more and then we could talk.
And we grew a little more and we could run like the wind.

There are so many things that grow, grow, grow.
So many things that grow, grow, grow.
There are flowers and trees and chimpanzees,
    mice and rats and little kitty cats.
There are monkeys and parrots, peas and carrots
    and boys and girls all over the world.

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8. Backwards Land
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

Eat popcorn in the morning, pancakes in the night
Fly a boat or float your favorite kite.
Take a pair of new shoes, lace one on each hand
That's the way we live in Backwards Land.

Oh Backwards Land
Land Backwards oh
We love you so
So you love we
You make us happy
Happy us make you
Backwards Land is the place to be.

See starry skies with sunshine, rainbows in the night
Cats that kiss each other when they fight.
Buy the biggest diamond with a bag of sand
That's the way we live in Backwards Land.

Oh Backwards Land
Land Backwards oh
We love you so
So you love we
You make us happy
Happy us make you
Backwards Land is the place to be.

Frosty nights are warm and boiling water's cool
Children make the grown-ups go to school.
Cars and clothes are worth more when they're second hand
That's the way we live in Backwards Land.

Oh Backwards Land
Land Backwards oh
We love you so
So you love we
You make us happy
Happy us make you
Backwards Land is the place to be.
Be to place the is Land Backwards!

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9. Teddy Bear Ball
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

Dream a little dream, happy little scene, teddy bears waltz.
Full of fluffy charm, dancing arm in arm, pudgy and soft.
Swirling as they gaze in each other's eyes,
    softly padded paws gliding swiftly by.
You can see it all there at the Teddy Bear Ball.

Cheery little cubs giggle then they blush each time they see,
Mom and daddy bear dancing cheek to cheek so tenderly,
Papa in a tux, whirling mom around,
    orchid on her wrist, flowing satin gown.
You can see it all there at the Teddy Bear Ball.

They lift their tiny cups to a bowl of punch and sweetly pour.
Then they fill their plates with the honey cakes bears all adore.
Merrily they chat, share each other's snacks,
Give each other hugs, pat each other's backs.
You can see it all there at the Teddy Bear Ball.

Bouncy little bears playing in the band smile with each song.
While conductor bear waving his baton sings right along.
One bear on the drums, two accordions,
Three to toot the horns, four on violins.
You can see it all there at the teddy Bear Ball.

Counter Melody:
Dream, dream, sweetest you've seen, lullabies lifting spirits high.
Dream, dream, so serene, as teddy bears go waltzing by.

Dream a little dream, happy little scene, teddy bears waltz.
Full of fluffy charm, dancing arm in arm, pudgy and soft.
Swirling as they gaze in each other's eyes,
    softly padded paws gliding swiftly by.
You can see it all there at the Teddy Bear Ball.
You can see it all there at the Teddy Bear Ball.

Repeat Chorus

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10. Witches' Brew
Words by Martha Cheney and Hap Palmer, Music by Hap Palmer

Dead leaves, seaweed, rotten eggs, too,
Stir them in my Witches' Brew.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!

Spider web, moldy bread, mucky mud, too
Stir them in my Witches' Brew.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!

Ooo - My Witches' Brew -
Ooo - What's it gonna do to you? Boo!

Floor wax, thumb tacks, purple paint, too
Stir them in my Witches' Brew.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!

Finger nails, lunch pails, apple cores, too
Stir them in my Witches' Brew.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!

Ooo - My Witches' Brew -
Ooo - What's it gonna do to you? Boo!

Wrinkled prunes, mushrooms, motor oil, too
Stir them in my Witches' Brew.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!

Yeah, yeah, I got magic, Alakazamakazoo!

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11. One Little Sound
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

Take the c from can't and meet a feisty ant.
Take the s from sox, step past a sleepy ox.
Take the h from heel and hug a slimy eel.
Oh, what a difference, just one little sound.

Take the p from pup and the pup is all grown up.
Take the b from bark, hear a dog in Noah's ark.
Take the w from wall, and you can see it all.
Oh, what a difference just one little sound.

Add:  c and ant, can't
         s and ox, sox
         h and eel, heel
         p and up, pup
         b and ark, bark
         w and all, wall
         m and ore, more
More?.....uh-huh.....okay

Take the r from rice, and the food is cold as ice.
Take the h from heat, warm it up and we can eat.
Take the t from tape and feed a hungry ape.
Oh, what a difference, just one little sound.

Take the p from peach and serve a slice to each.
Take the s from soil, drill down and hunt for oil.
Take the m from mend and this song is near the end.
Oh, what a difference just one little sound.

Add:  r and ice, rice
         h and eat, heat
         t and ape, tape
         p and each, peach
         s and oil, soil
         m and end, mend

Oh, what a difference just one little sound!

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12. We're On Our Way
Words and Music by Hap Palmer

We're on our way reaching out to the big wide world.
We're on our way growing more and more each day.
We're on our way reaching out to the big wide world.
Life's a journey to be sure and we're on our way!

Making friends and playing games together.
Reading books and drawing pictures, too.
Taking trips, exploring different places.
Each day we discover something new.

We're on our way reaching out to the big wide world.
We're on our way growing more and more each day.
We're on our way reaching out to the big wide world.
Life's a journey to be sure and we're on our way!

And we use the magic of imagination
    to build enchanted castles in the sky.
We make believe we're tigers in the jungle
    or astronauts above the stars so high.

We're on our way reaching out to the big wide world.
We're on our way growing more and more each day.
We're on our way reaching out to the big wide world.
Life's a journey to be sure and we're on our way!
Life's a journey to be sure and we're on our way!

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